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How to Drive a Vanagon Home on Three:
1) plant foot on gas pedal and push to floor.
2) Don't let off gas, no matter what
3) just relax when trying to accelerate, you won't get there soon.
4) listen to the music loud to drown out the sounds of the engine flying apart.
5) when you get near Chicago just pull into the oasis and call AAA. Beats stop and go
traffic
6) watch the Bears kick some Packer ass at Lambo while waiting for tow
7) watch anything to keep mind from cracking since the wait for the tow is 4 hours
8) make it home by 8pm
9) flail on Jeep for 2 days so that you have a way to work
10) curse GEX
11) respond to email
Chris Smith
Director of Smoke and Mirrors
Busbebroken, motorkaputen
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